Man, that was so ten minutes ago, God get with the times!

SO I haven’t written one of these in a while because of mid-terms, therefore I am going to need to write a bunch of them in a small period of time. Which probably means the next few are going to be even worse than the ones previous to this one. Because chances are they’re going to be all done at once and I’m going to get bored and eventually lose focus and finally rush through them. Anyways, in one of Dr. Strangelove’s lectures last week (I believe it was Tuesday the 12th of October) Strangelove mentioned about how scarves make a man seem more “manly”. And while I’m not here to debate this fact, I would like to put forth my own opinions on what fashions make a man look more “manly”, most of which seem to be out of style in today’s society. But first! the logic behind this blog, and how it relates to the class. The simple answer is that it relates to the class because apparently a lot of students write about Strangelove’s taste in fashion and the tee-shirts he wears, so this is simply my blog on fashion. And if you need a more concrete reasoning, it’s that fashion, similar to new media, is constantly changing. Whether it’s for the better or worse is purely up to the masses, I am merely stating my opinion, that fashion, and society in general, is becoming less “manly” and more “feminine”. Frederick Nietzsche, and most communication elites in his time, described the masses and their “arts” as feminine from day one. I do not necessarily agree with them whole heartedly, but I will say that men’s fashion has maybe taking a small step in that direction. See what I did there? Yeah, that just happened.

Mustache:

Since the dawn of man, facial hair has been something that defines genders (for the most part… I mean every now and again there’s an exception). Mustaches are something men can do that women can’t, it is part of what being a man is all about. I’m not really sure why after the 1980’s people decided mustaches were no longer “the thing” but I would argue that we need to bring them back. Mustaches are cool because, as any episode of COPS will tell you, all good authority figures have mustaches. Plus up until the 80’s and early ninety’s all the movie stars in action packed films had mustaches:

need I say more?

However mustaches are also for those who think is cool to be bad, the “bad asses” of society. It used to be that motorcycles just wouldn’t start unless the driver had a mustache, now a days however that’s clearly not the case.

The Pocket Watch:

The pocket watch was the chains of modern fashion. The only difference is they were for people of sophistication, not people who enjoy having added weight added to their nether regions. Pocket watches were cool and fashionable because it just added that small touch to a man’s jacket or sport coat. Not only that, but they were also very practical. Pocket watches made life for that guy on the bus, or in the grocery store, you know the one who never knows what time it is. Yet is constantly obsessed with knowing what time it is… You know the guy. Anyways it made his life easy, because with a pocket watch he was able to see the people around  him who would for sure know what time it was. He did not have to ask everyone on the bus, he simply had to only look for the guy with the chain hanging out of his pocket. Because it is after all very hard to spot people wearing wrist watches, especially in the winter time when long sleeves are generally the “in” fashion. Or you know, just buy a watch!… sorry I went off there, but some people just really get to me.  I feel that because the removal of the pocket watch created the emergence of the “do you have the time?” guy, the world would be a much less annoying place if we would just bring back the pocket watch.

The Monocle:

believe is or not it was once fashionable to have a round piece of glass defying gravity on your face. Thank god the trend came about before the automobile, because there’s just something about having a piece of glass in only one of your eyes, that i personally believe would impair ones ability to drive. So obviously if we (society) was going to attempt to bring monocles back “in” that is something we would have to consider. Also I would like to mention that I find it pretty funny that the man who invented the monocle was a German by the name of Baron Philip Von Stosch.

he knows what's up

As of recent there has been some hope for the monocle to come back into fashion. Old Spice the deodorant company has recently produced a series of online YouTube (I know it’s getting exciting because all of a sudden this blog seems even more relevant to the course than before) commercials and video responses. In one of the responses the Old Spice spokesman does a “monocle smile” at the end of his video. Essentially all he does is hold up a monocle and grin, but hey its the most fame the monocle has seen in a very, very, very long time.

The reason I feel monocles need to make their triumphant return to fashion is similar to the reason pocket watches should come back. They are just all around classy. Plus they give men a very dubious look. It’s a look that tells others that the wearer may not look tough, but he knows guys that are certainly tough, and those guys really like him.

rolling up your sleeves while wearing a suit:

I would like to start this paragraph by sharing something I came across while researching this topic. I find it extremely depressing that this exists, just saying. Anyways, moving along, the eighties were a glorious time (or so I’m told). A time when fashions were just so awesome. The eighties were a time where having your elbows covered while wearing a blazer was just CRAZY! Oh and did I mention pastels? Now, I was born in ’91 so I really have very little credibility when it comes to the 80’s But I will tell you this, I am a fairly large person, who gets a little warm from time to time. So when it comes to wearing suits I understand that they are often similar to saunas. By rolling up the sleeves on a suit it would allow a person of my nature to stay cool and look cool at the same time. Also suits of this fashion are generally some form of pastel colour, and therefore would not attract the sun light, and again make for cooler conditions.

notice the lack of sweat

So I feel that we should bring back the bare armed suit look, because not only does it make men look better, but it also arguably makes them smell better.

Realistically there are probably thousands of mens fashions that could be brought back and argued to make men more “manly”. For example the loin cloth, that things probably due to make a glorious return to style. Or the beaver pelt hat, I can only see good coming from that. But for now those are the few styles I feel should come back. Its purely my opinion, and it’s purely MY blog, so don’t bother arguing with me.

… And to answer your question pertaining to the picture used in the rolled up suit paragraph. Yes that is Duran Duran, and yes they are the greatest band ever.

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